Wanted Weed Eater - $1
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Wanted Weed Eater. If you have a Weed Eater in your garage that you don't use, please contact me.


My Email...

Hello,

Are you still looking for a weed eater? I have a good one you might be interested in. Let me know if you would like more details.

Thanks!


His Response...

Yes, Interested in the weed eater. What manufacture is it, does it work well, how much do you want for it?

Thanks


My Email...

Hello,

I am not sure what brand it is, I don't think it is branded. It is my dad's and he no longer lives with us so I am trying to sell this. It is a young model and is in excellent condition. But nothing eats weeds better than this one! I had a chance to use it one time and the whole yard was finished fairly quickly. I can most likely let you have it for about $35. I have some pictures if you are interested,

Thanks!


His Response...

Yes, please send some pictures of the weed eater. Where are you located? I'm in xxxxxx

Thanks


My Email...

Hello,

Here is a picture of my weed eater in my back yard. Let me know when you would like to pick it up. I am fairly close to where you are about a 10-15 minute drive I would say. Weed eater will be waiting in back yard. Would like to have you pick it up by the weekend if possible.

Thanks!

Click here for picture


His response...

Hi , I think you sent me a pic of a goat????

My Email...

Hello Ken,

Not just any goat, but one of the best weed eaters! Just set him loose in your backyard and he will reek havoc on your grass in a good way of course. All you need to do is just give it some water and he will work for hours on end. $35 bucks and it is yours !

Thanks!
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2 Sony DirecTV Satellite receivers no remote

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This was sent around Christmas time last year

I HAVE 2 SONY DIRECT TV RECEIVERS I AM GIVING AWAY FOR FREE. DOES NOT COME WITH REMOTE OR ANY CABLES. THIS IS JUST THE TWO RECEIVERS, EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PICK THEM UP

PETER



So I email him...

Hello Peter,
I am inquiring about your ad on about the free 2 year subscription to Direct TV. You state that it comes with a remote and a manual on how everything works. You also state that it comes with HD cables and everything that is needed for hookup. The satellite dish that you will install, how big is it and how good is the signal? I live in the Nevada desert in my motor home and was wondering if that would be a difficult installation for you to make. I know its a way to travel but I can find any deals like this in Nevada. Usually it cost like a 100 a month. Yours is FREE to 2 years! I cant believe it. I always thought deals like this are too good to be true but you sir have proved me other wise.
I will be home on the weekend. I know its Christmas weekend but i figured you wont mind. My wife will cook up some hot soup for you and we can talk about what its like to live in the Nevada desert. Bring some Miskito spray because at night it could get pretty bad out here. I have guns in my motor home in case we get some late night coyotes. It has not been to bad but the ranger told me that there have been some sighting lately. If one decides to charge you, just yell for me and I will hunt him down. If you look around you will find all kinds of rocks and debris to throw at him. Wild beasts I tell ya but they just keep coming back.
One time I left my chickens out there and in the morning just bones on the ground. It was sad but I got over it with some time. Do not worry, we buried the bones and had a little funeral. I know all this sounds crazy, but a chicken here in Nevada is a lot like dogs in Sacramento. We get really attached to them. They become like family and each one has its own personality.
But I'm going way off topic, the important thing here is the HD box. How well will I receive the HD signal? I might be old but a good picture is important to me. I there anyways I can maybe pay you a little for the installation, I know it is against company policy to accept tips on the job but I figured when you are 50 miles out in the middle of no where no one will know... only the coyotes maybe. Dirty beasts I tell ya! Ate my chicken! Can you believe it! I was going to make some chicken soup with it the following day. Dirty Beasts I tell ya!
Peter Thank you for your time. I hope to talk with you soon and will be sure to clean my motor home for you so it will be a pleasant stay. If it gets dark you can always sleep here if you want. Me and my wife will just sleep on the floor. Once again I thank you for your time and hope to speak with you soon.
Thanks
Steve.


His response was pathetic...

Hi Steve,
Sorry they are gone!
Peter
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