Things Fat People Can Laugh At

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If you have not done so, first read Part One before reading this. Since he responded so negatively when I used my email I figured I should try with a different email. Let's see how he responds to "Jennifer"

This is the same posting as Part One



I email him...

OH MY GOSH!!!! ITS A DINOSAUR !!!! I THOUGHT THEY ALL DIED !!! BUT YOU HAVE ONE !!! AND YOU ARE SELLING IT !!! OH MY GOSH!!! HOW BIG IS IT!!!???? ARE YOU OK !?? HOW DOES IT NOT EAT YOU !!! IT LOOKS SOOOO BIGG !!!!! SO SCARY AND HUNGRY !!! PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU! I DON'T WANT IT TO EAT YOU !!! CALL SOMEBODY !! CALL 911 RIGHT NOW !!! YOU DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME, THEY EAT TWICE A DAY !!! YOU MIGHT BE NEXT !!!



His response...

wow are you like 12 would expect something like this from a boy child but a girl wow or are you just using your mommas email thanks for the waste of the last few min of my life reading your stupid email that was not even funny+



My email...

Lighten up Chris!

Life is about enjoyment, why so serious?



His response....

good point.... im under a little stress... reason for all the hostility is my house is infested with mold thats wy im movin... lost alot of my stuff beceause it... and i really dont want to get rid of my pet but i have to and it sucks.... and right before i looked at your email i had i guy ask me if i would sell him so he could eat him like as cook him and serve him up. got me a little pissed even asked me if he tasted good the nerve... and i dont think he was kidding..
sorry for the harsh words.
and i read your email again and it is funny you just caught me at a bad time
sorry again so how old are you? just curious...........

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Date: 2010-04-21, 2:42PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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hello i have a bearded dragon lizard and i am moving he needs a home he is about a 1 1/2 old and 14 inches long he very healthy and loves people he has shed 4 times. comes with huge custom cage and lots of extras you will need nothing just plug in. asking small price for the cage... call for more info ask for nina or chris xxx - xxx - xxxx if i cant find a home in time he will most likely be given to a pet store just so i now that a will find a good home.

















So I email him...

Hello !

Ive always wanted to eat one of these. If I just want to buy him to cook, what kind of price could you give me? Do they taste good?

Thanks in advance!



He responds...

first off your a xxxxx........ asking a question like that about someones pet I'm trying to find a good home... you want to eat my dog to? how about my cat? and last but not least GO xxxx YOURSELF



My Email...

Chris....

That was very rude... I really thought for a second that you were serious about the cat and dog.... I don't think we will be able to do business together.

Thank you


He never replied...

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Date: 2010-04-24, 12:26PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I have a 1-year old guinea pig. He is such a sweet piggy, and I want him to go to a good home. My Son has grown, working and no longer has time for pet guinea pig. Rehoming fee includes cage, exercise ball and food. $80 dollars for everything.


















So I email them....

Hello,

I am really disappointed with this posting! "Son has grown, working and no longer has time for pet guinea pig" EXCUSE ME! No more time!? This is a live animal! Why is guinea pig being neglected! This poor thing. Lived a life, ate and drank and all it did is love and more love and how do you repay it for all of it love!!! You get rid of it!? and not just get rid of it, but get rid of it on over the internet. For all I know some one will buy it and feed it to their snake! Is this something you do on a regular basis? You raise and abandon animals for a living? How bout you teach your son some animal respect and have him hold on to this poor critter till it ages and has a happy death like it ought to. I am Sorry for such a negative email but I'm really passionate about these little angels. Please sir, tell your son hes going to keep it and do this poor guinea big a favor and let it stay at home.

Thank you


She responds...

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Date: 2010-04-23, 6:31PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I was walking home from school and found this rabbit. He has a collar on him and it simply says Pierre. Clearly this rabbit belongs to someone! If this is your rabbit give me a call xxx-xxx-xxxx












So I send them an email...

Hello,

If you do not find an owner for that rabbit please let me know. I would like to feed him to my Boa Snake. I will give you 20 bucks for it.

Thanks!

She emails back...

Steve,

I won’t sell poor Pierre the rabbit off as a meal, but I appreciate your honesty. Boas need food, too!

Sara

Date: 2010-04-19, 11:26PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i need 1 of those lawn mowers that i can just push along the yard ~~~the yard is not so big i need a real lawn mower but i do need something!LOLthanks please send pic and price thanks

• Location: anywhere

So I email them...

Hello,

If you are looking to save money on a lawn mower I have a bunch in my back yard lying around. I have not used them in a very long time so I have no clue if any of them work or not though. But if you want, feel free to take them off my hands! They all appear to be in fairly decent shape. They were my dads, I have no clue why but he loved collecting the strangest things! This was part of his collection. I have no use for them so let me know if you are interested!

Thanks!


He Responds...

hi WOW thanks so much i would love to come and take 1, when is a good time 4 u?? thanks again,,i'm off Fri but let me know what works 4 u i also work nights so the earilier da better..and yeah people collect strange things BUT lucky 4 me cuz it's what i need


My Email...

Hey!

Ok so I figured I would include a picture of his collection to help you get an idea of what it is he has over there. Take a look at let me know witch one you want !

Thanks!

Click here to see lawn mower collection


He never replied... lol

Date: 2010-04-21, 12:48PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have always wanted a solid white kitten, with blue eyes. If you have one, please contact me! :)

• Location: anywhere where
  

So I email her...

Hello,

I have a very beautiful kitten I can let you have. My cat just had kittens and I do not need so many! I have one that is just super cute, it is mostly white, has some orange on it. But it has the most beautiful blue eyes! Very sweet and very loving. I do not need any money for it, I simply want her to go to a loving home!

Let me know if you are interested
Thanks!


She replies...

Yes! I am very interested! My cat passed away a few months ago.... I had him 26 years! I am still heartbroken, but ready to move forward and bring a new kitty into my life! :)


My Email...

Hello Kelly!

You had your cat for 26 years! That is amazing! Such a long time! Well... I am not sure if my cat will live that long but maybe if you take real good care of her she just might ! Here is a picture of my kitty, let me know if you would like to adopt this adorable angel.

Thanks!

Click here to see my Kitty


She replies...

That is not a kitten...... lol

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Date: 2010-04-21, 9:54PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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We do dog and cat sitting, if you are leaving out of town or simply need some one to watch your pet's give us a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx You can bring your pet's to our house, we have a large yard and have been doing this for 5 years now. Call or email.

• Location: Sacramento

So I email them...

Hello,

Hey I noticed you guys do dog and cat sitting and what not. What about snake sitting? I have a 15 foot snake and I'm going to be out of town for 2 weeks. Was wondering if you guys can watch him? He is too big for a cage so I let him move about the house. If this is something you can do please let me know. Thanks!


He Replies...

Hi Steve,

Well this is an unusual request. Obviously, I can’t keep the snake at my house. I have taken care of snakes before, but they were in a cage. What kind of snake is it and where do you live?? If it’s a huge boa constrictor, I don’t think I’d feel comfortable taking care of it if it’s not in a cage.

Thanks

Chris

My Email...

Hello Chris,

Yea that is the snake I have. I simply do not have a cage big enough for it. I mean were talking about an 15 foot snake here. Not too easy to find a cage that big for it. What you can do is, maybe just close it in a room and that way it wont bother you. Just open the door and feed it when it needs to be fed. This way you will not have to worry about anything happening. Just make sure the window is closed. Don't want that thing coming out of the house. It eats rabbit, not mice or rats. Those are way too small for this snake. If feeding it a mouse or a rat it will take like 3-4 mice or rats to make it full. I live in El dorado hills. Let me know if you can do this.

Thanks


He responds...

Hi Steve,

Does it eat live rabbits or frozen? Sorry for all the questions - I would need to come over for a consultation to see exactly what the situation is.

Thanks

Chris

My Email...

Hello,

I never even knew snakes eat frozen rabbits. I have always fed it live foods. Keep in mind this is a real big snake. Big enough to eat cats and some small dogs. I have a few rabbits in my back yard but that will only be enough for a few days. Can you give me an estimate on how much you would charge for something like this?

Here is a picture of my Snake, this way you can have a better idea as far as how big the snake is and what not. Let me know because I will be leaving in a week and I really need to figure out what to do with my snake.

Thanks!

Click here to see the picture

He responds...

Hi Steve,

Are you available for a consultation tomorrow around 5:00pm. My husband and I can meet you then.

Please let me know.

Thanks

Chris

He does not even get surprised by the size of the snake!!!

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Date: 2010-04-21, 8:41PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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We are looking for fresh cut tree's/logs If you have anything you recently cut down and are trying to get rid of let us know. We can also come to you and cut down a tree you may still have that you want to remove.

John
xxx-xxx-xxx


My email:


Hello,

I have a rather large tree I would like to get rid of. Now.. do you guys cut them down by any chance? I can pay you for this because I'm clueless on how to cut something like this down. I don't know much about cutting tree's down. Let me know how much you would charge for this. I included a picture of my self next to the tree.

Thanks!

Click here to see my tree


He never responded....

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Date: 2010-04-21, 7:58PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I am looking for a free boat or a boat that may need some minor work that you would be willing to get rid of. Email me at xxxxxxxxx

• Location: anywhere
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

My Email:

Hello,

I have a yatch that has been docked for about 3 years now. I work all the time and I just cant find time to go on it anymore. My loss is your gain I guess.... I'm paying monthly for the storage at pier 31 in San Francisco and I would really like to get rid of that payment. Let me know if this is something that you would like to take off my hands. If you are interested, I can send you some pictures of it.

Thanks!


His response:

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