Wanted Weed Eater - $1
Original ad

Wanted Weed Eater. If you have a Weed Eater in your garage that you don't use, please contact me.


My Email...

Hello,

Are you still looking for a weed eater? I have a good one you might be interested in. Let me know if you would like more details.

Thanks!


His Response...

Yes, Interested in the weed eater. What manufacture is it, does it work well, how much do you want for it?

Thanks


My Email...

Hello,

I am not sure what brand it is, I don't think it is branded. It is my dad's and he no longer lives with us so I am trying to sell this. It is a young model and is in excellent condition. But nothing eats weeds better than this one! I had a chance to use it one time and the whole yard was finished fairly quickly. I can most likely let you have it for about $35. I have some pictures if you are interested,

Thanks!


His Response...

Yes, please send some pictures of the weed eater. Where are you located? I'm in xxxxxx

Thanks


My Email...

Hello,

Here is a picture of my weed eater in my back yard. Let me know when you would like to pick it up. I am fairly close to where you are about a 10-15 minute drive I would say. Weed eater will be waiting in back yard. Would like to have you pick it up by the weekend if possible.

Thanks!

Click here for picture


His response...

Hi , I think you sent me a pic of a goat????

My Email...

Hello Ken,

Not just any goat, but one of the best weed eaters! Just set him loose in your backyard and he will reek havoc on your grass in a good way of course. All you need to do is just give it some water and he will work for hours on end. $35 bucks and it is yours !

Thanks!
4:01 AM | Category: | 0 comments

2 Sony DirecTV Satellite receivers no remote

Original Ad

This was sent around Christmas time last year

I HAVE 2 SONY DIRECT TV RECEIVERS I AM GIVING AWAY FOR FREE. DOES NOT COME WITH REMOTE OR ANY CABLES. THIS IS JUST THE TWO RECEIVERS, EMAIL ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PICK THEM UP

PETER



So I email him...

Hello Peter,
I am inquiring about your ad on about the free 2 year subscription to Direct TV. You state that it comes with a remote and a manual on how everything works. You also state that it comes with HD cables and everything that is needed for hookup. The satellite dish that you will install, how big is it and how good is the signal? I live in the Nevada desert in my motor home and was wondering if that would be a difficult installation for you to make. I know its a way to travel but I can find any deals like this in Nevada. Usually it cost like a 100 a month. Yours is FREE to 2 years! I cant believe it. I always thought deals like this are too good to be true but you sir have proved me other wise.
I will be home on the weekend. I know its Christmas weekend but i figured you wont mind. My wife will cook up some hot soup for you and we can talk about what its like to live in the Nevada desert. Bring some Miskito spray because at night it could get pretty bad out here. I have guns in my motor home in case we get some late night coyotes. It has not been to bad but the ranger told me that there have been some sighting lately. If one decides to charge you, just yell for me and I will hunt him down. If you look around you will find all kinds of rocks and debris to throw at him. Wild beasts I tell ya but they just keep coming back.
One time I left my chickens out there and in the morning just bones on the ground. It was sad but I got over it with some time. Do not worry, we buried the bones and had a little funeral. I know all this sounds crazy, but a chicken here in Nevada is a lot like dogs in Sacramento. We get really attached to them. They become like family and each one has its own personality.
But I'm going way off topic, the important thing here is the HD box. How well will I receive the HD signal? I might be old but a good picture is important to me. I there anyways I can maybe pay you a little for the installation, I know it is against company policy to accept tips on the job but I figured when you are 50 miles out in the middle of no where no one will know... only the coyotes maybe. Dirty beasts I tell ya! Ate my chicken! Can you believe it! I was going to make some chicken soup with it the following day. Dirty Beasts I tell ya!
Peter Thank you for your time. I hope to talk with you soon and will be sure to clean my motor home for you so it will be a pleasant stay. If it gets dark you can always sleep here if you want. Me and my wife will just sleep on the floor. Once again I thank you for your time and hope to speak with you soon.
Thanks
Steve.


His response was pathetic...

Hi Steve,
Sorry they are gone!
Peter
3:36 AM | Category: | 0 comments

place to dump leave n/very small branches
Original ad

let me know what you want or how we can get R/done
Lee at xxx-xxx-xxxx
Thank You



I email him...

Hello Lee,

Are you still looking for places to take a dump? Because I have some good locations if you are interested. Let me know!

Thanks



His response...

Hi,

Yes, I'm still looking.

Thank You!



My email...

Hello,

I have a couple of good locations for you. Take a look at the photo's and let me know when you want to come by and do your business. I can meet you there and make sure everything goes well.

Thanks!

Location 01
Location 02



His response...

quit wasting my time, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
6:02 AM | Category: | 4 comments

snake wanted willin too pay money for your snake - $5555555
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am looking for a snake. I currently have one right now but would like another one. Willing to pay! Let me know what you have.



I email him...

Hello,

Hey I got a snake I can just give away to you. It is a python snake. Honestly it just got so the point where I cant keep it anymore because of its size. I don't have a cage for it right now because its hard to find a cage that big. I have a 3 bedroom house and just let it occupy one of the rooms. If you can just come by and pick him up I can give it to you for free. I just need him gone because hes starting to scare me. Let me know if you are interested, I can send you a picture of it.

Thanks!



He responds...

YA I WOULD BE ABLE TOO COME GET IT CAN I SEE WHAT HE LOOK LIKE???? HOW LONG IS HE????

THANKS JERRY

MY WIFE WOULD LOVE TOO GET IT LOL


IT IS A SUPRIZE FOR MY WIFE SHE WANT ONE REALY ABD



My email...


Hello,

Yea your wife should love this snake. I'm not exactly sure how long it is. I have not actually measured it yet. I included a picture of it so you can get an idea of what he looks like. I took that picture of him in my back yard. Let me know when you can come by and pick it up. It really needs a good new home. I just hope you will take good care of it.

Thanks!

Click here to see a picture of my snake



His response...


F**********K SORRY ABOUT MY MOTH BUT DAMM HE IS HELLA BIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW OLD IS HE??????HOW LONG HAVE U HADE HIM?????? DOSE HE BIT ?????

AND WHATTHE HELL DO U FEED HIM???



My email...

Hello,

Yea he is rather large. I have been feeding him anything from rabbits to stray cats to lots and lots of rats. I don't know he just kept getting bigger and bigger. As far as the bitting, I'm a big guy so he does not bite me. I would not recommend having any small kids around him. I don't know, I just want him to find a new house. I'm honestly a little scared of him, hes so freaking big and just keeps growing. I will let you have him for free if you have a truck you can put him into. If I was to guess... I would say hes about 20 feet long. So when can you pick him up? Just get this snake out of my house man before he ends up eating me in my sleep.

Oh and, he is 4 and a half years old. His name is Lester.

Thanks


His response...

DID U EVER HAVE HIM IN A CAGE ???? OR WAS HE ALL WAYS IN THA ROOM RUNNIN AROUND????? WERE ARE Y LOCATED AT?????

S**T WOULD U BE WILLIN TOO HELP LOAD HIM UP?????AND DO U HAVE ANYMORE PIC?????



My email...

Hey

Ive had him in a cage when he was smaller but they obviously dont have cages that big that you can just go and buy. I have him in the master bedroom of my house and it still looks like its not enough room for him. I live in el dorado hills. Do you have any pets or small children living with you? If you are going to come by and pick him up make sure you bring a few people. I was able to pick him up by my self when I first got him 3 years ago but hes gotten so big now it will take about 4 people to put him into the back of a truck. Make sure its either an SUV or a truck with a camper shell. I obviously don't handle him any more, I will leave the door open and he kind of comes and goes as he pleases. The feeding I do outside, and trust me, I make sure to feed him a lot. Not feeding him is a very bad idea if you know what I mean. I will try to find more pics but I think that might be the only one I have. So you would be willing to take him ? Let me know!



His response:

OK YA I LIVE IN WEST SAC ..... AND I HAVE A NOTHER PYTHON WHO IS A YEAR OND AND ABOUT 1 1/2 FOOT LONG...YA I GOT A BIG ASS DODGE 1500 WITH A CAMPER SELL



My email...

Hey,

I found another picture of him from a year and a half ago. This is him in my halfway. Hes a lot bigger now but this is just another picture I found. Its amazing with these snakes, I swear it seems like every time they shed they charge the shade of their skin. In this picture he looks a lot more brown and more greenish in my outside picture. I wouldn't keep your other python in the same room as this one. These snakes are territorial from what I understand. Are you sure you can handle this snake? Let me know because I dont want to be liable for anything happening. This is kind of a daily thing for him, he will just make his way to my back yard through my hall way just like you see here.

Click here to see picture 02

His response:

YA I MEAN I WILL BE ABLE TOO HANDE IT .... I JUST NEED TOO KNOW IF U CAN JUST U KNOW GO PED HIM AND HE WONT BIT



My email...

Here is a more recent picture of it in my driveway

Click here to see picture 03

Yea I'm not sure... I mean I've had him for a while so he got really use to me being around. I don't think I've ever let any one else get close. Not too sure how he will react. I guess we will find out when you come to pick him up. Are you a big guy? If you are a big guy I think you should be fine.



His response...

YA I AM A BIG GUY I AM ONLY 18 BUT I WEIGHT 280 POUNDS SO YA



My email...

Hey Jerry....

Common guy... think about it... there is NO WAY I can have a snake this HUGE in my house! It would eat me like 20 times already! I was joking around. I don't think any zoo in California even has a python that big. Just wanted to see how you would react. Lol if that was my snake, you'd see me on the channel 10 news. "20 Foot Snake eats its owner" Hopefully you got a few laughs out of this! Have a great night man !



His response...

HAHA YA BECUSE I JUST LOOKED ON GOOGLES AND I SEEN IT I WAS ABOUT TOO SAY HELLA NOW AFTER I SEEN THAT S**T LOL



My email...

LoL, its always good to find some one with a sense of humor about these things! Yea man no worries, if I get a 20 foot python sometime in the future I will be sure to let you know! LoL Have a great night, don't forget to pick up that snake this weekend.



His response...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA YA WRIGHT I WOULDD HAVE SOLD THAT S**T


Update

I have no clue why this dude always uses CAPS... and yes his grammar and spelling skillz are superb :)
10:43 PM | Category: | 3 comments

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4:28 AM | Category: | 2 comments

awesome bearded dragon lizard ( Part 2 )
If you have not done so, first read Part One before reading this. Since he responded so negatively when I used my email I figured I should try with a different email. Let's see how he responds to "Jennifer"

This is the same posting as Part One



I email him...

OH MY GOSH!!!! ITS A DINOSAUR !!!! I THOUGHT THEY ALL DIED !!! BUT YOU HAVE ONE !!! AND YOU ARE SELLING IT !!! OH MY GOSH!!! HOW BIG IS IT!!!???? ARE YOU OK !?? HOW DOES IT NOT EAT YOU !!! IT LOOKS SOOOO BIGG !!!!! SO SCARY AND HUNGRY !!! PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU! I DON'T WANT IT TO EAT YOU !!! CALL SOMEBODY !! CALL 911 RIGHT NOW !!! YOU DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME, THEY EAT TWICE A DAY !!! YOU MIGHT BE NEXT !!!



His response...

wow are you like 12 would expect something like this from a boy child but a girl wow or are you just using your mommas email thanks for the waste of the last few min of my life reading your stupid email that was not even funny+



My email...

Lighten up Chris!

Life is about enjoyment, why so serious?



His response....

good point.... im under a little stress... reason for all the hostility is my house is infested with mold thats wy im movin... lost alot of my stuff beceause it... and i really dont want to get rid of my pet but i have to and it sucks.... and right before i looked at your email i had i guy ask me if i would sell him so he could eat him like as cook him and serve him up. got me a little pissed even asked me if he tasted good the nerve... and i dont think he was kidding..
sorry for the harsh words.
and i read your email again and it is funny you just caught me at a bad time
sorry again so how old are you? just curious...........
3:45 AM | Category: | 0 comments

awesome bearded dragon lizard ( Part 1 )
Date: 2010-04-21, 2:42PM PDT
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hello i have a bearded dragon lizard and i am moving he needs a home he is about a 1 1/2 old and 14 inches long he very healthy and loves people he has shed 4 times. comes with huge custom cage and lots of extras you will need nothing just plug in. asking small price for the cage... call for more info ask for nina or chris xxx - xxx - xxxx if i cant find a home in time he will most likely be given to a pet store just so i now that a will find a good home.

















So I email him...

Hello !

Ive always wanted to eat one of these. If I just want to buy him to cook, what kind of price could you give me? Do they taste good?

Thanks in advance!



He responds...

first off your a xxxxx........ asking a question like that about someones pet I'm trying to find a good home... you want to eat my dog to? how about my cat? and last but not least GO xxxx YOURSELF



My Email...

Chris....

That was very rude... I really thought for a second that you were serious about the cat and dog.... I don't think we will be able to do business together.

Thank you


He never replied...
2:50 AM | Category: | 4 comments